Friday, February 29, 2008

10 signs of tingting turning crazy

1. she spends more than 12 hours preparing a less than half hour presentation.
2. she sleeps for less than 2 hours at night just to be able to spend the following night mugging for her maths test.
3. she cries and cries while watching the uber nice movie - L.
4. she gets paranoid over terrorists escaping from detention homes.
5. she constantly worries whenever she re-enters her room, for fear of stepping into the room and getting blasted into smithereens is an adaptive function.
6. she continues worrying about a hidden somebody pouncing on her when she re-enters her room.
7. she freaks out when she's alone in the room.
8. she continues worrying and worrying when her deardear is in densely populated areas like Chinatown, where many ang moh tourists frequent.
9. she further freaks herself out by reading bombastic reports about the terrorist on the run when she's alone in the room.
10. she's typing nonsense here when she slept for only 2 hours and has already spent more than 12hours preparing for the less than half hour presentation, and still hasnt gotten down to mugging for her maths midterm.

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bbq was a blast =)
L was a blast =)
grocery shopping was a blast =)
steamboat was a blast =)
RA was a blast =)
i hope i dont get blasted.

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