ripped off from Beavan's blog


You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.


You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." -

That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straightenyour dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your @@^^@^ lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.


You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.


Your friend can't satisfy him so She calls you.

That's Tech Support.


You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb out the sunroof of the car and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Spam.


hahahaa!!

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finally went to the doctor ungrudgingly(after 2wks of suffering and incessant naggings from everyone..) today morning. poor deardear woke up even earlier than me just to accompany me. heh. so sweet! for once the wait wasn't that boring and dreadening! :) thank you dear!

"yay! 真好!我第一次看医生好像去 pator 一样!"
"是啊? 我第一次 pator 好像去看医生一样 leh."

hahaaha!!!