weird stuff are happening..


One fine evening, 3 contented girls were seated at the bus stop, waiting for the bus. they started stoning at the greeneries across the road, when x piped up:
"the 树 looks like it got 长 more 树 at night leh."
t&f exchanged looks and went HAHAHAHAHAAA.
x: what so funny! why you'all always laugh at what i say!!
t: "the 树 looks like it got 长 more 树 at night leh." hahahhaaaaaaa. so dumb!
x: HAHAHHAHAHAAAAAHA!! *joins in the laughter*
t: as if the tree branches can sprout into more trees!
x: OH!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. no wonder you'all laugh until lidat! i didn't realised you'all were laughing about my sentence!!! HAHAHAHAHA. so funny!!
t&f: ?!? -_-'''


Then one early morning, some of the manics were seated in the tut room while waiting for the tutor to come. and we started chatting happily and recounting funny events to each other. then suddenly, when we mentioned something and started laughing, this loud hearty laughter sounded from the row behind. 5 heads turned to the source of laughter, and the source of laughter grinned back:
"sorry, i think it was very funny. hahahaa"
"you eavesdropped! so terrible!!"
"eah, eavesdrop also dun laugh so loud ma!!"
"sorry sorry... but really very funny.. hahahaaaha"

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And the dinner with qiqi, who always give the i-am-amused-by-myself/oh-i-actually-made-them-laugh face when she says something funny..
t: oh i ordered horfun with gravy, but they say somebody cancelled the order for beehoon with gravy and they cooked already, so they asked me if i minded having that instead, then i just ok lor.
d: but you mind anot?
t: ok la. haha. i anything de..
JY: next time you go order you say "aunty! 给我一盘 Random!"
t: ?? -_-''' hahaa
d: ya lor ya lor. then when the thing come and is covered one. then you open the lid and will have the "SURPRISE!!!!!"(q says this together..)
t: uhhhhhhhhhhh *raises eyebrow amusedly*
JY: yah lor yah lor! then later open up.. wahhhhhhhhhhhhh so nice!
q: yah yah! later open up.... wahhhhhh! 苍蝇 leh!!
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa. -_-'''



And there was the usual mugging session that ended up warped.. i think it's xian's fault. conversations always turn out weird with her around. (for a better definition of warped, pls refer to her blog).

t: x!! u know the trichotillomania(TTM, or "trich" as it is commonly known, is an impulse control disorder characterized by the repeated urge to pull out scalp hair, eyelashes, facial hair, nose hair, pubic hair, eyebrows or other body hair. - www.wikipedia.com)... *quotes from tb* "in some cases, they chew or swallow the hair they pull out" leh! eeeeeew! so gross!!
x: you duno meh...
t: and somemore they pull out hair not only from scalp lor, also from other body parts like eyebrows, beard, .... EEEEEEK!
x: ya what.. lecturer got say ma.. got one guy pulled out his leg hair..
t: ouch!!!! so gross.... still got what?
x: hahaa! maybe they can pull out their chest hair!
all: EEEEEEEEW!!! x_x
x: haha! i shall try out the pulling out leg hair on s(her bf)!
all: HAHAHAA OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SICK!!
t-j: you better go warn your buddy.. *shakes head*
j: hahahaa ya ya. hai.
t: and i suddenly feel so normal! phew*
all: hahaa..
t-j: and your 'ex' actually actually dumped you for this type of girl! hai...
j: HEY! maybe you can pull out one by one and go "he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not"
all: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
x: ok, no wonder he dumped you. i feel more normal now.

*

and we were talking nonsense and recounting previous jokes as usual..
t: x is so horny! i'm gonna tell s!!
x: he already know liao what.
all: ?
t: uhhh... tt sounded very wrong leh.... *trying very hard not to laugh*
all: *starts laughing* (don't ask me why the lag)
x: what! he already knows that i'm horny what!!
all: *laughs even harder*
t: it's ok. you really don't have to tell us about it.. you can keep it to yourself.
x: what!!! i meant he knew about the horny joke (refer to last time's entry) about me la!!!
all: *laugh until siao*



::KEY::
x: the grossly wrong one.
s: x's bf. the one who is perpetually appearing in our convo, although he's never there.
f: the i-look-innocent-but-am-evil one.
q: the not-so-funny funny one.
d: q's bf. the one always deprived of food by t.
JY: the chek ark ah gong who found his accomplice today; he finally can pair up with someone to bully t.
j: x's bitter rival in love; got dumped by s. the even-more-chek-ark accomplice JY found.
t: the root of all evil. =)