#1:

J: the S ar! you know wat she do today morning? she called me and told me that she'll be leaving hall early to print notes. then Q and i were waiting for shuttle bus at hall 3 busstop, then S called again to say she saw a cat looking very hungry on her way, so she stopped and she's still at hall 15 now!
Me: haha!? -.- then??
J: then we ask her to faster come hall 3 busstop, we wait for her to take shuttle bus together lor. then she called again and said that she's at hall 15 busstop!!
Me: HAHAHA. so typical S.
J: then S said: oh the bus's here! and we told her: oh good! quick board the bus, we see u on the bus at hall 3! then S said: oh but the bus left alrdy.
Me: ........... -_-'''
X: S!! you got late coz u stopped to look at the hungry cat but u did nothing!?
S: i did i did! i threw the food at it and ran away!
All: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.


#2:

J: that time my maid fainted at home, then my amah was so kanchiong.. then she tried to apply medicated oil on my maid's chest, then in a frenzy she go and pull up the whole shirt then can see her boobs you know!! and my uncle was there!
All: omg!!
J: then after she woke up they scared she paiseh so they don't dare to tell her leh. then up til' now she still duno lor!
Me: wah! next time cannot faint at your house lor!!
Q: no lor. next time want to faint at your house must wear tube first.
All: HAR!? HAHAHAHAHAA!!!


#3:

J: then my sis keeps eating papaya now!
Q: eat papaya no use de.. must drink papaya milk
Me: really got use de meh?
J: GOT! but must eat and drink during puberty then got use.
Me: =(((((((((((((((((((
Q: only drink then got use la.. eat no use de..
J: eat and drink both together la.. then got double effect!!
Q: no lor.. you got eat milo powder and drink milo at the same time de meh?
All: har!?!?


#4:

Me: If we go out by car, then i'll sing and talk..
X: huh.. if i go out by car, i'll be horn_ leh.
Me, B: HAR!?!?
X: ?
Me: i heard HORNY leh!!
B: i tot it was only me.. haha! i heard HORNY too!
All except X: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA.
X: i said HORNING!! *angry!*
Me: you'll be horny when you go out by car. HAHAAHHAAAAAAAAA.
All: HAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!
X to B: you then HORNY lor! you got go and watch 色戒 right!!!?
Me to B: huh you got watch this type of chi movie de meh..
B: no la.. i never even heard before..
X: eah actually what issit about ar?
B: about CARS!! you can go watch with your bf.. ask him drive you there.
All: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.


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