Tuesday, October 31, 2006

as mab demands, i shall blog about merlin.

happy birthday/new year/halloween, merlin!! =))

hahahaa. for those of you who have been constantly puzzled about who on earth merlin is, i shall enlighten you guys. hahaha. merlin is mab's witch cat.

he's black. and he's ugly. and you can't even see his eyes or mouth. it just all blends into his black black face.

merlin has a hard life. since, birth, he has been constantly intimidated by his neighbour, candy.

candy is a pink-nosed purple kitty. don't think size always gives you an edge, coz' all you hafta do is look at candy, and she'll prove you wrong. candy is a living example of small and mighty. her hobby not only includes watching tv with her mistress and looking at her mistress eat and study. her all-time fav pastttime since merlin moved in, is to bully merlin.

you might think, merlin so big. how to bully. but all the small and mighty candy has to do is....smirk. yes, you didn't hear wrongly..smirk.

awwwww. ain't candy irritating?

awwwww. ain't merlin sucha poor thing? who said anything about witches' hats being useful anyway. merlin has one. but he ends up getting bullied anyway.

as if he doesn't have a wretched enough life already, merlin's mistress has to dote on the oh-i-look-so-angelic-but-i-am-actually-a-devil candy more. how miserable can a witch cat's life get?

so, merlin. i hope you get to enjoy your new year. and go around trick-or-treating. pls don't knock on your mistress' door though. she'll make candy smirk at you again. and you wouldn't enjoy your birthday at all.

and fear not, little miss sotong will be behind you all the way! down with all purple cats and evil mistresses!!!

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